Can somebody fluent in French translate this for me?

My name is John Smith I enjoy watching sports and am a fan of the Edmonton Oilers. My favorite player is Taylor Hall. I have two sisters named Lisa and Maggie Lisa is 17 years old and Maggie is 11 years old. I have a white truck that i have had since i was 16, it breaks down alot and i always have to get it fixed.I currently work at Canadian Tire but would like to get a new job during the summer. I enjoy watching movies and my favorite movie is Dumb and Dumber but my favorite actor is Will Smith. My favorite T.V shows are Breaking Bad, Dexter and Entourage. I have a dog named Kane he is a golden Retriever and i try to walk him everyday. I have a fear of bugs and get very scared when i see them. I enjoy camping and during the summer we go camping in salmon arm to go tubing on the lake. I enjoy cooking but am not very good at it my favorite food to eat is steak but the food i enjoy cooking the most is spaghetti.